Last year I shared with you that
our house knows that Christmas is fast approaching
when the cats start pooing tinsel.
This year they have upped the ante.
This year they are vomiting fur balls of tinsel.
This year we might well be spending 25th December
at a vet clinic pulling Christmas tinsel out of a cat's tummy
instead of spending it at a family dinner table
pulling Christmas crackers.
My only consolation is that it is prettier than your average fur ball.
That and the fact that I don't think that there are any other orifices
left to expel tinsel from.