...in my world.
Do I get the plastic pencil sharpener with the snazzy doovalacky attached
...which catches the mess
but will get trodden on and smashed...
...or thrown like a frisbee
or filled with some liquid or bodily fluid instead of shavings...
or
...or the metal one...
...which will not break so easily
but will leave a trail of wood and lead in its wake...
...or become embedded in a limb or orifice
thus requiring a trip to emergency...
Who could know?
1 comment:
As I see it, it's a lose-lose whichever way the cookie crumbles. Stock up on the first aid and settle yourself to a spot of pre-disaster therapeutic crafting.
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