OK I know that I could write this down and sell it and make a fortune
but I'd rather just share it with you all
out of the goodness of my own heart.
Having lost 7kg in 7 weeks,
I have worked out the secret!
Seeing the number of parcels that are turning up on my front verandah on a daily basis,
it suddenly make sense.
2 simple words, my friends.
I am not eating out of boredom. I am shopping online.
I am not scoffing snacks due to stress. I am stuffing my cyber shopping cart full of goodies.
And it is working.
Admittedly it is not a cheap weight loss solution.
Though probably still cheaper than a gym.
And it might well cost me my marriage if hubby gets to see the credit card statement anytime soon.
But I can just sashay my newly taut, trim body in his direction
and all (shopping) will be forgiven.