...and apparently laid eggs in our fruit tray.
Have you ever woken up one morning and felt like you were living in an episode of the Twilight Zone?
If an extra terrestrial life form had left the products of her rumpty pumpy in your kitchen,
would they look like this?
Or it could it just be something as simple (really strange but simple) as the fact that your mother wrapped all your lemons in foil because "they will stay good for yonks"
Yes, she was right.
I can say 3 months later that the lemons are good as the day that she wrapped them.
(Well, there has to be a "but" somewhere because using up stacks of foil to keep lemons fresh in your fruit tray "for yonks" just doesn't seem right, don't you think?)