Naomi Campbell eat your heart out.

Pattern: Tikki's Olearia cardigan (Georgie Hallam)

Yarn: Lincraft Cosy Wool- berry mix- 8 ply

Model: Flanders- doesn't get out of bed for less than some good quality cat food

and some cuddles and pats.

The only modification I made to the pattern was putting in a full length of buttonholes down the front.

At this point in the photo shoot,

the model who goes by the name of "the little goddess"

quit (= threw a tantie)

citing inadequate workplace health and safety standards (= "I don't want to")

Luckily Flanders,

a newcomer to the modelling industry,

an exotic if somewhat hairy beauty,

stepped in to fill the gap...literally.