Vegemite single-handedly raised us and, until now, our children to be tough,
able to tolerate a slathering of black, tarry, salty yeast extract
on their morning toast.
Vegemite Cheesymite is making our kids wooses,
no longer able to tolerate that great Australian delicacy,
now an affront to their delicate taste buds.
Where will it end?
Next thing we know,
they will be wanting to put real meat in the great Australian meat pie.