Saturday, October 8, 2011

Joke of the Week


Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog
as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*#king think so!


Peta said...

Love it, thanks for the giggle Tas. :)

Sally said...

Thanks for sharing.

willow and moo said...

LOL Such a Tas sort of joke. Love it!

Lola Nova said...

Yes, I needed a laugh. Love it!

quilary said...

*chuckles* as I contemplate the re-messed up kitchen and the piled-to-the-ceiling laundry basket!

becci said...

ROFL Love it!

Tanya said...

ha ha Tas :)

Karen said...

Ha ha - love it!!