Wednesday, November 16, 2011

If my daughter were a songwriter...

...there would apparently be far fewer deep and meaningful songs in the world.


Beyonce's version:

"If I were a boy,
I think that I’d understand
how it feels to love a girl.
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
'cause I know how it hurts
when you lose the one you wanted
'cause he’s taken you for granted
and everything you had got destroyed!"

My 4 year old's version, singing along:

"If I were a boy,
I'd have a willy.

It's true.
I would.
Down there."


Mary said...

that is pure song writing gold!

Crafty Mama said...

Hahaha.... She is precious!!

Sarah said...

that's so funny (and you've got to admire the truthfulness of her lyrics)

Sally said...

Oh dear. LOL!

quilary said...

I just spluttered my tea all over myself...hilarious