If my daughter were a songwriter...

...there would apparently be far fewer deep and meaningful songs in the world.

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Beyonce's version:

"If I were a boy,

I think that I’d understand

how it feels to love a girl.

I swear I’d be a better man.

I’d listen to her

'cause I know how it hurts

when you lose the one you wanted

'cause he’s taken you for granted

and everything you had got destroyed!"

My 4 year old's version, singing along:

"If I were a boy,

I'd have a willy.

 chorus-
It's true.

I would.

Down there."