Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Get real. Get serious. Get a real, serious life.

According to Ms Paris Hilton:
"I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful in every area. So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do"

Nothing at all?
Can't think of a single, little thing?

I have three knee-jerk reactions to this.

The first is might be considered somewhat inappropriate and involves handing her a shotgun
along with a comment about her doing us all a favour and putting us all out of our misery.
A bit more oxygen for the rest of us.
This is one person I don't want my daughter to grow up to idolise.
Given the option, I'd really rather that my daughter aspired to be Barbie.
(trying oh-so-hard to stop myself from making comments about Barbie being less plastic and more intelligent)

My second thought is to offer Ms Hilton a job.
Minimum wage cleaning bathrooms.
Cleaning my bathroom.
And my oven.
It doesn't matter how many times I clean the bloody things,
they are still there getting dirty again.
My work is never done.

The third is to try and stop gaping like a goldfish.
I don't care how many episodes of  "The Simple Life" she did,
this chick has no idea how the other half...
no, make that the other 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 %
of the world's population live.
Maybe she could focus on using her significant (yet unfathomable) influence and finances
for good.
Real good.
Humanitarian good.
Real humanitarian good.


Tania said...

OOOH. You are feisty when you get going! All in a good humanitarian cause...

Kate said...

hee hee!
I think she's good comic value.

peskypixies said...

oh hell.she needs a good smacking with a 2 x 4...which I am more than happy to provide.

MissGinger said...

here here! oh she makes me groan! x